OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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