I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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