so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
