he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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