How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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