doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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