i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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