Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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