kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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