Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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