you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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