they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
