She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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