Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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