Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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