Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
