She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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