For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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