the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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