I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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