So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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