soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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