Buhtt sex?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
