TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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