I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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