I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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