So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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