yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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