is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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