I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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