we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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