Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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