my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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