do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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