There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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