I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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