Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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