she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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