i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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