Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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