yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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