The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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