hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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