just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The Olympian is in my bed
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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