So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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