So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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