How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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