Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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