I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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