But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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