This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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