I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
